Derek and Clive - Guinness Book of Records
January 1, 2009, admin
Derek and Clive, the creations of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, have something to offend almost everyone.
In this sketch, the swearing starts at about the fourth word into the sketch and continues to the end. Peter Cook gets very upset with Dolly for failing to verify his potential world record for ‘longest yardage of snot between one nostril and the wall’. Probably something to avoid watching with your Mum, wife or girlfriend.
The script for the album version of this sketch is in the articles section.
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Filed under: Comedy 1950's - 1970's, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore |
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